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Now through the magic of the Internet, anyone can have a face lift. Well, at least a virtual face lift.
Much of human sexual attractiveness is influenced by physical attractiveness and as advertisers know, sex sells.
Then know this because studies show that people interpret attractiveness as being in balance and harmony with nature, which may lead to feelings of attraction and emotional well-being.
The advertisers hope that those feelings of attraction and well-being will be transferred from the model to their product.
The question is, how far will advertisers go to present the perfect man or woman in their advertisements. Take a look at this interesting video of some famous people and models and the answer will be apparent.
There's a reason the saying 'never work with children or animals' was coined, as a terrified TV weatherman found out.
As the weatherman put on a fixed-yet-terrified grin the python started to slither inside his shorts on US television
Thinking it might be the end of a career he responds with "It's been a great 20 years in television, God bless."
I kid you not; Bill Clinton recently made a plea for a new emphasis on monogamy as a key element in the battle against Aids.
(see story here)
To us there seems to be a condescending tone to this. It is as if he is saying, “you poor people in Africa should stop your sinful ways, while we in the US enjoy life .”
Maybe it's just that like many people who have aged, he has found the moral high ground since he is now unable to participate in activities he previously enjoyed.
Whatever the reason, while the subject of AIDS is serious, the irony of hearing a plea for monogamy come out of Bill Clinton's mouth is just too much to ignore and gives us a chance to trot out some of those Bill Clinton song parodies one more before we relegate them to the dustbin of history forever.
However just for the sake of balance, we have included a little ditty about George Bush versus Bill Clinton
This is a link to an interesting little trick, by way of a JavaScript script, that can
determine your gender from the sites you have visited. 
What's my Gender
Finding out where you've been gives more info than just your gender. Look at this popular sites list from Quantcast. Beside each
website
is a description of the type of person that typically visits that site. Feeling paranoid yet?
When your political career is about to be flushed down the crapper because you wanted a little nooky on the side.
When the National Enquirer reporter's have chased you into the bathroom and you have nowhere to go.
When it seems all is lost, whom can you call for help? The Cheat Team that’s who!
Most visitors to this site won't remember Fred Astaire since his career for the most part spanned the 30's 40's and 50's.
On the other hand everyone is familiar with Michael Jackson’s music.
What do you get when you combine Fred Astaire' s moves with Michael Jackson's music - actually a pretty good music video and possibly the inspiration for Jackson's hit.
Zombieharmony
Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.
Where, if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled cookies. Was it heaven?
Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his
mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly
smacked with a spatula by his wife......
"she said, "They're for the funeral."
After Jokes are featured on this page, we add them to Bit of Fun's collection of Jokes (see link below)
India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
India has the most post offices of any country with 280,181.
India is the leading film making country in the world. More than twice as many films are made in India each year than in France, the third highest film producers in the world.
Indiana has a city named Santa Claus.
Infant beavers are called kittens.
Influenza caused over twenty-one million deaths in 1918.
Insects shiver when they're cold.
Insomniacs may move as many as seventy times.
Intel is a shortened name for Integrated Electronics. The company's founders wanted to use the full name when they went into business in 1968, but it was already in use.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
Irish cream and Hazelnut are the most popular whole bean coffee flavorings.
Irving Berlin has never learned to read music or to write it. He hums or sings his songs to a secretary, who takes them down in musical notation.
Isaac Newton, Peter Tchaikovsky and Annie Lennox were all born on Christmas.
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