Why
Why ask Why, You know your going to get a smart ass answer
Pickup Lines
Some of these lines are guaranteed to have never worked
Drunken Logic
Never argue with anyone who has had a few too many
Points to Ponder
Would be Philosophers distill the meaning of life into one sentence
Bumper Stickers
Every one has a favorite saying some people put it on their bumper for the world to see
I love my job
Take this job and shove it. I ain't working here no more
Words of Wisdom
Words of Wisdom that nobody lives by
Now that I'm older
I've forgotten just about every thing
Sex
Witticisms, quips and idioms involving sex
Witty
Just plain witty one-line sayings
Funny
Somebody thought it was funny. That's why we put it here.
