by Michelicious » 01 Mar 06, 2:51 pm
I wouldn't know if they are better, but... I found this...
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"
Now that leaves interpretations WIDE open!
"Life ith drawing without an erather"