Why do people wash cats?

[breeze]

[Dirtzinert]

Bathing Pussy

First, brush or comb your pussy thoroughly. Never wet a matted coat. Few modern short-haired pussies will have mats, but if any sticky substance such as hardened cream or chocolate is in the fur, carefully clip or comb it out before wetting. Wetting will only make such problems worse.
Use a gentle, natural shampoo for your pussy. Avoid lanolin, deodorants, pesticides, or citrus fruits. All these things are irritating or toxic to pussies, or coat their fur.

Have a pile of towels, and somewhere to sit while your partner or close friend holds your pussy. Use an empty shampoo bottle, and mix the shampoo with warm water, so when you apply it to your pussy it's warm, not cold. Cold liquids will make pussy flinch. Don't forget to lay a folded towel under your pussy's bottom to soak up any spills. This makes any pussy feel really secure.
I like to have the water running before I begin washing my pussy. I let the towel get nice and warm and wet before sitting her down on it. Hold pussy firmly with your fingers grasping the fur if necessary. Then use a hand-held sprayer to gently wet her all over before finishing her off with a brisk rub down.

If you find this over-excites your pussy you are washing her too often.

[admin]

$100 Dirtz dollars  

[Dirtzinert]

You givin to me, or is this a "stick up"?  

[admin]

I'm awarding you $100 Dirtz dollars


or bananas if you prefer

[Dirtzinert]

Nanners, nanners...I got plenty of money...Dirtz $$ are just a keystroke away, but Nanners!

[breeze]

any sticky substance such as hardened cream or chocolate is in the fur, carefully clip or comb it out before wetting.

Dirtz, for the whole post,

[cerina]

I'm awarding you $100 Dirtz dollars


or bananas if you prefer

I have duly credited Mr Dirtz account with 100 nanas

[Dirtzinert]

Will the too often puss washers please form a line on the right...no crowding now...there is room for everyone!  













Napper, get outta there!  You and Sting have your own line!

[cerina]

Are you going to soothe mine for me, Dirtz? If so, I'm at the front of the queue.    

[breeze]

We try our best, Dirtz, some times a little help is needed. We can't do everything ourselves.  

[Dirtzinert]

Damn you!     $$






I'm goin broke here............................

[breeze]

No problem, I think you also need a little help.

[Dirtzinert]

 

Too bad you live

Location: far away

Cause I have a better idea!  

[breeze]

:Too bad you live

Location: far away

Cause I have a better idea!  

Ah, I know what you mean. You saw the second washing mashine. ] No problem, for that, we allways have Fedex!

[Maxie]

Bathing Pussy

First, brush or comb your pussy thoroughly. Never wet a matted coat. Few modern short-haired pussies will have mats, but if any sticky substance such as hardened cream or chocolate is in the fur, carefully clip or comb it out before wetting. Wetting will only make such problems worse.
Use a gentle, natural shampoo for your pussy. Avoid lanolin, deodorants, pesticides, or citrus fruits. All these things are irritating or toxic to pussies, or coat their fur.

Have a pile of towels, and somewhere to sit while your partner or close friend holds your pussy. Use an empty shampoo bottle, and mix the shampoo with warm water, so when you apply it to your pussy it's warm, not cold. Cold liquids will make pussy flinch. Don't forget to lay a folded towel under your pussy's bottom to soak up any spills. This makes any pussy feel really secure.
I like to have the water running before I begin washing my pussy. I let the towel get nice and warm and wet before sitting her down on it. Hold pussy firmly with your fingers grasping the fur if necessary. Then use a hand-held sprayer to gently wet her all over before finishing her off with a brisk rub down.

If you find this over-excites your pussy you are washing her too often.

Know you know why ladies are running after him

Can't wait to have my pussy wash

[breeze]

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