In another thread I was going to congratulate everybody on getting through Christmas without posting Cliff Richard, but I see the inevitable has happened.

You'd have thought with a great big coat like that even the smallest of gusts could have blown him over the edge of that cliff. (Hah! Cliff on a cliff!

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The only thing that could make me feel more sick is if there were pan pipes and children who have obviously been told if they don't smile they'll be hung over a cliff (Not that cliff. Stop it!) by their ears. Oh! There are!
If the sound track wasn't dubbed in, you'd be hearing "You're not my Granddad!" "Shut up and smile! Cliff's going to kill us both if you don't smile!"