Funny

[LizaTrainer]

I have $50.00 says this is a blond.

http://www.dreness.com/bits/funny/911_tape.wma

[ET Girl]

I have $50.00 says this is a blond.

http://www.dreness.com/bits/funny/911_tape.wma

*** Unidentified Female calls 911 ***

Operator: "Hello, how can I help you?"

Caller: "Yes....I ...I...I..HAVE A SERIOUS EMERGENCY! I NEED HELP! PUUULEEESEEE SEND SOMEBODY RIGHT AWAY!"

Operator: "Ma'am. Please calm down. Just take a deep breath, and explain to me what the problem is."

Caller: "It's MY BURGER! I ordered one just now at the "Tasteless Cow Pattie" on Highway 32. The guy at the counter brought t.. to me..I ordered it to stay-in ...and when I when... *Sobs* went to eat it... . ..I realised they FORGOT TO HOLD THE PICKLES!"

Operator: Good Lord! Ma'am, please stay right there. We'll have some officers and an ambulance crew with a microwave oven there shortly. Now please ma'am, you have to stay with me here: Is the burger still warm?"

Caller: "NOOOoooooOOOOO!!" It's cooling down by the second! I don't think it's gonna make it. The lettuce is starting to get soggy... and the "House-special" sauce is starting to reek like nobody's business!!" **Wails **

Operator: "What are the contents of the burger, ma'am...the garnishes and... things of that nature?"

Caller: "It's got ummm..two partially-modified-beef-patties on a musty roll with lettuce, onions, tomatoes and some pickled beets; with "special sauce" ...and some orangy-grey stuff that I can't identify...and PICKLESSSS!! I DON'T THINK IT'LL MAKE IT! MY BURGERS GETTING OOOLDD! IT'S GOIN 'COOOOOLLLD!!! AN, and..THEY FORGOT TO HOLD THE PICKLES!!" **Sob**

Operator: "Just hang in there ma'am. We've got 5 cruisers on the way; and a medical emergency team with them. Everything will be alright. Is the manager nearby?"

Caller: "He's here, but he's in shock..he looks a little pale. I think he's having a real hard time with all of this."

Operator: "That's too bad, ma'am. Right now our concern is for your burger. He'll just have to wait his turn..are the police and emergency assistance crew there, yet?"

Caller: "Y, yu...yes.. **Sobs** they just showed up now."

Operator: "That's great, hang in there now, hun. Everything's going to be okay. Everything's going to be just fine."

Caller: "Thank y, yo..oooou..."

Operator: "Don't forget to sue! 7 figures minimum, dear!"

Caller: "I've already called muh..., my lawyer. He's on the way!"

Operator: "Good for you, dear. Good for you!"

[LizaTrainer]

At first I thought it was a spoof, but then I realized we were not listening to a normal woman, we were listening to a blond from the valley, no doubt she has big fake lips, fake tits, colored contacts, and no clue as to reallity.

[mid_nite_poet]

http://www.dreness.com/bits/funny/911_tape.wma

Damm that was priceless. They were all good but that one has to take the cake.. Iam blonde, but even I have to admit that it has to be a blonde.

[Maxie]

http://www.dreness.com/bits/funny/911_tape.wma

Damm that was priceless. They were all good but that one has to take the cake.. Iam blonde, but even I have to admit that it has to be a blonde.

mid_nite_poet..i must agree with you ..this one is ...WOW
i am speechless...

[cerina]

[mid_nite_poet]