What Have You Learned Today?

[fat_bastard]

People are strange.
People think that they're the only normal ones in a sea of strange people.
So does everybody else.
I'm not strange, I'm normal.
Everybody else thinks I'm strange.


That is all.

[cerina]

I don't think you're strange, I think you're normal.

Does that make me strange?  

[Ice Queen]

I think I'm strange, does that make me normal?

[Dirtzinert]

Considering you were raised by Owls...I would venture that you are quite normal.  


Being raised by a single groundhog mother,  I feel safe in saying that...........

[fat_bastard]

Here's a nice easy thread we can keep going!

Today I've learned that cellulite is nothing but a buzzword invented by cosmetic companies. It's not a 'thing', but an effect caused by excess fat pushing through fibres in your flesh. Cellulite creams don't work at all. The only way you can get rid of this effect is to lose weight.

[cerina]

And exercise to tone up the muscles.


Or learn to love it.

[breeze]

The only way you can get rid of this effect is to lose weight.

Well, let's learn some more about cellulite. It has nothing to do with fat people. You can lose how much you can if you once have cellulite, you have it for ever. it is not related to obesity. It can affect men and women of any body weight or size.

I saw 18 years girls, very beautiful and very skiny with cellulite. You can use creams, electrostimulation, sauna, massage, body wrapping, mesotherapy, you can do fitness, jogging, whatever you like, you can never get rid of it. Of course you can improve the aspect, you can diminish it, but never get rid of it.
An unhealthy lifestyle, poor nutrition, or unhealthy one, lack of water intake are responsable for formation of cellulite. And of course there are other reasons too. (hormones, etc)

[Jack Flash]

never really thought about it since I don't have it

[mid_nite_poet]

never really thought about it since I don't have it

You can have some of mine Jack.. I'm willing to share..

[breeze]

never really thought about it since I don't have it

Don't worry, it's never too late.
And at least it's good to know it's irreversible.

[Jack Flash]

Ah- ha that explains it

I see new song was posted on the front page by dave http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/cellulite.htm - yes he is skinny as a rail but don't worry time and gravity will get him.


Oh Breeze I think we can accept dedications for this song if you like

[breeze]

Of course I like, Jack but let me know when you have the new version with a woman voice. I'll love to dedicate it to you.

[Melekkalbi]

How to cheat the planning department into giving me nicer shifts by adjusting my availability just right.

[cerina]

[mr wiseguy]

that i am allegic to llelandi (conifers)

[cerina]

I learned that I am definitely allergic to getting up before 08.00.

[mr wiseguy]

that im not the incredible hulk
i hate green

[BlackCherry]

That my PC at work is a hunk of junk I'd like to toss out of the window and watch it land 16 stories below in a firey (ok, that's probably not going to happen) heap. Actually, that's not new...I already new that...

...but it's new to you folks!

[Sting]

That the weekends are boring as hell being alone in this hotel. Thank goodness the BoF is here.

[fat_bastard]

I've learned that I absolutely suck at checkers.

[Jack Flash]

it's more fun if you use M&M pieces

[mid_nite_poet]

I've learned that inside every older person is a younger person wondering: "So what the hell happened to me?"

[Ice Queen]

I learned that plumbers take 20 euros just for touching the pipes under the sink. There are sandals for those kind of money you know!

[cerina]