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on again off again relationship

Postby mugley » 20 Mar 10, 9:44 am

A woman was confessing to her psychiatrist that she had fallen in love with her vibrator. “It’s not as bad as it sounds,” she added. “It’s more or less an on-again, off-again relationship
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

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Re: on again off again relationship

Postby mid_nite_poet » 20 Mar 10, 9:45 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems
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Re: on again off again relationship

Postby cerina » 20 Mar 10, 12:38 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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