All Men have One...

[Riding the Train]

I have one !!!
Your husband will have one !!!
Your mother uses your father's one !!!

And your auntie uses your uncle's one !!!
A married lady would acquire one !!!
But a divorced lady would lose her one !!!

A Pope doesn't use his one !!!
Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one !!!
Lord Krishna had a long-long one !!!

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one !!!
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one !!!
Madonna doesn't have one !!!

The Chinese usually have short ones !!!
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones !!!
After your marriage your husband will give you his one !!!

Longer or shorter you have to take his one !!!

Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one

What could we be talking about
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Its your Surname ..,

What where u thinking of ???
U Dirty Mind !!