An All - Over Sunburne.

[Uranus]

A young man finally got a date with the hot blonde that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof to get a quick tan. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get an all-over sunburn instead.

Determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood to prepare for his hot evening.

But it wasn't enough: the evening's activities were excruciating. During a break he went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk, and then dunked his sunburned member in, which offered immediate relief of his pain.

His date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him immersed in a glass of milk. Before the embarrassed chap could say anything, she did: "Huh! That's how you guys load those things!"

[Jack Flash]

thought I'd seen it before - retold as a blond joke (evolution of humor)

Unloaded

To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.

Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused.

A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief.

The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!"

[mugley]

[johno]

[cerina]