Another day in heaven

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Another day in heaven

Postby Dixie » 22 Mar 05, 4:18 pm

Jessy Jackson, Ralph Nader and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash. They are standing before God, seated on his throne. God asks Rahph: "What do you believe ?" Al Gore says: "I believe in the earth. I believe if we don't protect it, the whole earth will die." God says: 'I like that, come sit to my left." "Jessy, what do you believe?" Jessy says: "I believe in people. I believe the people should be empowered. I believe no one has the right to tell someone else what to do." God says: ' "I like that, come sit to my right." "OK Bill Gates, what do you believe?" Bill Gates says: "I believe you're in my seat."
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