Bad Habits!

[Riding the Train]

One blonde and a brunette girl were discussing their heavy smoking habits.
"I get such a yen for a cigarette," said the Brunette, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck hard."
"That's fine for you," huffed the Blonde girl, "but I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!"

[Maxie]

Oh what a big mouth