Bad Hearing

[Dixie]

A man goes to the doctor and tells him "Doc. I think my wife is losing her hearing, but I don't know how to get her to come to see you about it, she is very stubborn, and also I don't want to embarrass her." The doctor asks "how bad is her hearing?". "I don't realy know." answeres the man. Then the doctor tells him to conduct a test, by talking to her from different parts of the house to find out from what distance she can hear. That night, when he is in the living room watching TV and his wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, in a normal tone of voice, he asks his wife "Honey, what's for dinner?". No answer comes from his wife, so he gets out of his chair and goes to the kitchen door wher he can see his wife with her back to him cooking at the stove, and again using the same normal tone of voice asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?". Again he hears no answer from the wife. This time he moves very close to her and standing right beside her asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?". The wife turns around and gives him a very strange look and says, " for the third f*@&ing time it's spaghetti!!!!