Bird and the bees talk

[mugley]

A father asked his 12-year old son if he knew about the “Birds and the Bees”. “I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” Confused, the father asked what was wrong? The boy sobbing, “When I was eight, I got the “There’s no Easter Bunny speech”.At nine, I got the “There’s no Tooth Fairy speech”. When I was ten, you hit me with the “There’s no Santa speech”. Now, if you’re going to tell me that grown-ups don’t really get laid, “I’ll have nothing left to live for.”

[Dennisq]

[cerina]