Blonde Jokes

[Dixie]

What's the difference between a vampire and a blonde?





A vampire stops sucking at daybreak

[Dixie]

Q: What do a blonde and a airplane have in common?




A: They both have a "cockpit" up front!

[SickCert]

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[Maxie]

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?"

"The son of a bitch called back."

[argylesox]

careful... i posted that one last week and was roundly chastised by Blondie for posting "old" blond jokes.

[SickCert]

Keep the blonde ones coming , im collecting them!

[Dave]

There are so many jokes here it's hard to know whats been posted.

Sometimes try to do a search like blonde in the joke catagory but then again alot of people don't see all the jokes back there.....ah what was my point?

[Maxie]

Ok 10/4 sorry i should have look ..i agree with you

[SickCert]

There were two blondes walking in the woods. As they were
walking one of them noticed some tracks on the ground. One
stops the other one and says "Look deer tracks." The other
goes "Those are not deer tracks those are bear tracks."

The next day the paper headlines read "Two Blondes Killed By Train"

[tiger~lilly]

to both of them!

[420onthedot]

I wouldn't worry about it


argy didn't tell it right anyway

[SickCert]

Blonde jokes googled my friends and heres the link to 1.2 millions blonde joke sites!!

http://www.google.ie/search?client=fire ... gle+Search

[telboy]

Maybe we need a dedicated blonde section ...

can't think a name for it though ...

[tiger~lilly]

Maybe we need a dedicated blonde section ...

can't think a name for it though ...

How about Blondie...but Blondie might get mad....ummmm, maybe BJ (blonde jokes)....I think I like Blondie the best for a name of the section though!!

[argylesox]

sorry 4:20 guess comedy is all about timing and delivery.... i'll work on it.

[Blondie]

Maybe we need a dedicated blonde section ...

can't think a name for it though ...

How about Blondie...but Blondie might get mad....ummmm, maybe BJ (blonde jokes)....I think I like Blondie the best for a name of the section though!!

[argylesox]

I hear that's one of the things blondes do best.

[Blondie]

??? let you kiss ass

[argylesox]

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
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A: Not sure, how many blondes are there?

[argylesox]

no, drop their pants

[Blondie]

??? so you can kiss ass

[argylesox]

among other things

[Maxie]

yea and when you drop your pants she will
Watch out she is very cleaver ..i doubt she is a real blonde ..too bright for that

[Blondie]

So blonde I have to draw in my eyebrows