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Board Of Directors

Postby mid_nite_poet » 04 Jul 09, 4:03 am

The Board of Directors

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together.
Schwartz says, "OK! I'll invest $100,000." Cohen says, "I will go for $200,000". Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in $1,000."
Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation. You, Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $1,000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."
Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?" Cohen replies, "When we want your f**king advice, we'll ask for it."
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Re: Board Of Directors

Postby cerina » 04 Jul 09, 9:54 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Board Of Directors

Postby hanga7e » 04 Jul 09, 1:11 pm

:laughing: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Board Of Directors

Postby Ice Queen » 04 Jul 09, 5:40 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Board Of Directors

Postby johno » 05 Jul 09, 2:58 pm

:lol: :lmao: :lmao: :kissass:
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Re: Board Of Directors

Postby mugley » 09 Jul 09, 4:18 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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