broken bones

[argylesox]

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body."
The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger."

[tiger~lilly]

Some blondes can be really stupid!

[Blondie]

Older than argylesox

[Blondie]

Some blondes can be really stupid!

Please tell me your not blonde too - We smarter than average

[tiger~lilly]

yeah, i'm blonde too!

[Blondie]

It's jealousy - they just wish they were blonde

or in argys case - just wishes he had hair

[telboy]

-- low blow --

He does seem to have quite a nice crop of hair which would not look good being blonde so in Arso's case, we should rule out jealousy.

Perhaps he knows a particularly evil blonde and paints others with the same brush ...

[wewe008]

Does “blonde“ mean beautiful and sexy woman,like Marilyn Monroe ?

[argylesox]

no, not when used in the context of a "blonde joke" would someone like to take this one and explain "blonde" (in this context) to wewe? I'm afraid that I'm in enough trouble, and if I attempt this explanation, I can only further damage my chances of surviving the remaining 11 days......

[telboy]

Yeah right ... and you want one of us to suffer the Wrath of Blondie.

Hey Arso, just because we are not graduating in the next few days does nto mean we are STUPID.

PS and BTW .. Congrats on survival .. been to the gym yet ... you will be so knackered you won't have the nrg to argue ... and thats a GOOD thing in your case

[argylesox]

well I'm sure Blondie would understand if this point were clarified in the name of international humor education... it would be like a public service so that wewe008 would find our little forum more enjoyable.
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right?

[telboy]

err, running away shouting over left shoulder "Whatever you say".

(I knew the toil in the gym would come in handy one day)