cheer s

[sapphire]

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: it is my duty as a public service advocate, and my deep concern for your health.

[mid_nite_poet]

Not a good thing to read when your having lunch and drinking a bottle of water

[Sting]

I didn't know that the water in Canada was that bad.

[breeze]

I didn't know that the water in Canada was that bad.

[fat_bastard]

At least you can't be arrested for driving with over 35mg of shit in your blood.
I even bothered to look up the current laws on drink driving.

[sapphire]

I didn't know that the water in Canada was that bad.

Well, judging from how full of shit you are, yours must be worse

[fat_bastard]

Ouch!
I bet that stung!

[mid_nite_poet]

[Sting]

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

Didn't do him any good, the guys dead.

[Quercus]

Ben was no dummy...let's not forget his fondness of French women.

[Steff]

I never need a reason to drink. And drink I do...copious amounts of alcohol.

Certainly good for my health

[cerina]

I never need a reason to drink. And drink I do...copious amounts of alcohol.

Certainly good for my health

That's 'cos you're a bad boy, Steff.

[Flight From Ashiya]

Doctors reccommend that you should drink 8 glasses of water a day.

[Jack Flash]

I know I get lot's of water.


Because the alcohol in my drink melts the ice cubes

[Sting]

You just need to drink faster Jack.

[Flight From Ashiya]

I know I get lot's of water.


Because the alcohol in my drink melts the ice cubes

LOL!!...

Yep,Sting's right........drink faster!!!....

[johno]

To my FRIENDS who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = shit,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
Wishing ALL THE BEST FOR 2011

[freshly]

whew! I knew I was doing something right

thanks johno for this valuable information

[Recover Clothing]

8 glasses a day!

[johno]

A glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria
found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
********************

[Laney]

Well said!