A christian, a jew, and a muslim

[Dixie]

A christian, a jew, and a muslim were on their personal ship going on a trip. at night the ocean gets stromy and the food supply part of the ship breaks. they loose all the food they had except a sandwich. so they all start arguing on who should eat the sandwich. then the jew says: we'll all sleep, when we wake up we will see who had the best dream and he will get to eat the sandwich. the christian and the jew both agree. after they wake up the jew says: i saw moses come and take me to paradise and give me the best food i had ever seen. then the christian says: i saw jesus come and take me to this huge party and gave me the finest dishes on earth. then the muslim says: our prophet came and said there is no place left for me to take you, so get up and eat the sandwich.

[Zig Zag]

They could have included a Rastafarian .. the munchies would of taken care of that