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Cold Cream

Postby Dennisq » 11 Mar 10, 11:59 pm

Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face..

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"

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Re: Cold Cream

Postby Don't Blink » 12 Mar 10, 12:10 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Cold Cream

Postby candy52 » 12 Mar 10, 1:50 am

ouch

That is so funny but if my husband had ever said that he would have eaten cold cuts for a month
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Re: Cold Cream

Postby mid_nite_poet » 12 Mar 10, 3:29 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Cold Cream

Postby gjoegmx » 12 Mar 10, 4:19 am

:lol:
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Re: Cold Cream

Postby mugley » 12 Mar 10, 11:33 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Cold Cream

Postby cerina » 12 Mar 10, 12:14 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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