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by **johno** » 10 Mar 10, 4:50 am

Subject: "THE BOOZE BUS"

2 Indigenous Aussies were burning along an outback road in their old Falcon when they spot a booze bus up ahead, instead of trying to avoid it, they head straight for it. They pull up next to the copper and say "G'day, 2 cans of *SPAM* please brudder".

Copper says "smartarse eh, blow in this tube". Can't do that boss, I got a letter here saying I'm an asthmatic, if I blow in that I might pass out, can't do that boss.

Orright, I'll take a blood sample then. Sorry boss can't do that, got a letter from the Red Cross saying I'm a haemophiliac. Can't do that boss.

The copper is getting increasingly irate by this stage and continues.

Orright, I'll have to take a urine sample. Sorry boss can't do that. Don't tell me you got a bloody letter for that. Yeah boss, from Kevin Rudd, the Prime Minister of this lovely country. He says sorry but you white fellas can't take the piss out of us black fellas no more.

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