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my dad needs help

Postby mugley » 04 Mar 10, 8:08 am

A small boy ran down the street in search of a cop. Eventually finding one, he begged, "Please come back to the bar with me. My daddy is in a fight!"

The officer accompanied him back to the bar where he found three men involved in a violent fist-fight.

"OK, son," said the cop, "which one is your daddy?"

"I don't know," said the boy.

"That's what they're fighting about!"
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Re: my dad needs help

Postby Dennisq » 04 Mar 10, 10:08 am

:lol: :lmao:
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Re: my dad needs help

Postby cerina » 04 Mar 10, 11:58 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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