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Dear Abby…what should I do

Postby Dixie » 06 Mar 05, 7:28 pm

Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Dump him. You're a New York senator now. You don't need him anymore!
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Postby Khaizerex » 06 Mar 05, 8:04 pm

:lol: :lol:

And I live in NY.
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Re: Dear Abby…what should I do

Postby mid_nite_poet » 05 Dec 09, 2:05 am

Dear Abby

Supposedly true letters to Dear Abby: :lmao: :lmao:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
When you have pains in life, always remember this expansion of PAINS:
P - Positive
A - Approach
I - In
N - Negative
S - Situations

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Re: Dear Abby…what should I do

Postby mugley » 05 Dec 09, 3:59 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I still like bologna
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Re: Dear Abby…what should I do

Postby Khaizerex » 05 Dec 09, 11:05 am

Oh... these are too good... Thanks, MNP. :)

And this thread has been revived... after such a long time... wow!
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Re: Dear Abby…what should I do

Postby Jack Flash » 05 Dec 09, 2:36 pm

there are quite a few gems in here
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Re: Dear Abby…what should I do

Postby cerina » 06 Dec 09, 3:33 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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Re: Dear Abby…what should I do

Postby johno » 09 Dec 09, 2:57 pm

:lol: :lmao: :mrgreen: :laughingup:
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Re: Dear Abby…what should I do

Postby mugley » 13 Feb 10, 11:05 am

:lmao:
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I still like bologna
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Re: Dear Abby…what should I do

Postby cerina » 13 Feb 10, 2:48 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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