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Donald and Daisy Duck

Postby Dixie » 31 Jul 05, 1:33 pm

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?

"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a friggen' pervert do you think Iam?"
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donald n daisy duck

Postby johno » 27 Apr 10, 4:31 am

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together
in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk
if they had condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave one to Donald.
The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked,


'I'll thuffocate'
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Re: donald n daisy duck

Postby mugley » 27 Apr 10, 5:30 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck

Postby mid_nite_poet » 27 Apr 10, 5:55 am

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck

Postby Maxie » 27 Apr 10, 9:18 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck

Postby cerina » 27 Apr 10, 5:02 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck

Postby Dennisq » 27 Apr 10, 8:00 pm

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donald n daisy duck.

Postby johno » 26 Jan 12, 3:30 pm

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"


Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"


"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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Re: donald n daisy duck.

Postby mugley » 26 Jan 12, 4:16 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
My moral code is what I think everyone should go by because I don’t feel that I have done anything wrong.

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Re: donald n daisy duck.

Postby Jack Flash » 27 Jan 12, 8:45 am

:lmao: :lmao:
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