dont mess with cowboy s....?

[Don't Blink]

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save
money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Dan
because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them
stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy slept with Dan and comes to breakfast the next morning with
his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to
you?"

He said, "Dan snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Dan shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Bobby's turn. Bobby was a pratical joker with a good sense of humor; and a  
strange side. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning," he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dan into bed and
kissed him good night.  After that he sat up and watched ME all night long."

[cerina]

A nice bit of lateral thinking.

[mid_nite_poet]

that's one way to get some sleep..

[Maxie]

what a nice young man

[shyfly]

These three friends went on vacation together. To save money, they decided
to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored
so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the
whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with
his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened
to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing --
hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to
you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I just
watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player;
a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy
tailed. "Good morning," He said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well,
we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good
night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

[mid_nite_poet]

Smart man

[Dirtzinert]

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To
save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room
with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to
make one of them
stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just
sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man,
what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl!
shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
player;
a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy
tailed. "Good morning," he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said,
"Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and
kissed him good night. .....he sat up and watched me all night long."

[cerina]

Brilliant

[mcgold8363]

I hope I can remember that!! Its a goody!

[johno]

A few overworked police officers deserved a holiday, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleep two per room so they could afford the trip.

Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the same room with Danny - he’s got a well known reputation for snoring and since it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time - so they voted to take turns.

The first cop to bunk with Danny comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot, looking like he didnt get any sleep. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “danny snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night, couldn’t get any sleep.”

The following night it was a different cop’s turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all messed up, eyes blood-shot, etc. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Danny! Shakes the roof he’s so loud. I watched him all night.”

The third night was Frank’s turn. Now Frank was a big burly ex-rugby player; a man’s man. Said he wasn’t gonna put up with any snoring… “We’ll see!” said the other cops. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning, wonderful day outside isn’t it?” he said.

They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Danny into bed, then kissed him good night. He sat up all night just watching me. Didn’t snore a bit,

[mugley]

[mid_nite_poet]

[cerina]

[johno]

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.


The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."


The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."


The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"


He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the backside and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

[mugley]