dont do plastic surgery

[Maxie]

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken
to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death
experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and
8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy
tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair
color. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it. After
her last operation, she was released from the
hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,
she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you
said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me
from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you!!!!!!!!

[tiger~lilly]

OMG. That's gotta suck~

[Dixie]

That was good. Yesterday a friend sent me a 193 page doc with nothing but jokes. Some a duplicates of what already here but there is also some new stuff.

[argylesox]

Dixie, it sounds like you'll be busy.... cutting and pasting for our enjoyment....