Duct Tape Dosen't Fix It All

[Maxie]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He
walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know
that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an
erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up,
"I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried
I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my
leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang
her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

[tiger~lilly]

He should have taped it somewhere else!!

[Sting]

I wish I had his problem.

[Maxie]

What is your wish master

[Sting]

My wish is to satisfy.

[thetap]

My wish is to satisfy.

*thetap taps foot impatiently*

Don't I know it...

[tiger~lilly]

I wish I had his problem.

But you do! Don't you remember?? Any time you talk to me or Maxie!!

[thetap]

I got fired from my job for having frequent, noticable erections.

So I said to the boss, "Fine! Get yourself another fucken funeral director!"

[tiger~lilly]

OMG you are sick!

[thetap]

Yes.... but in a warm and fuzzy kind of way....

[Maxie]

Fine! Get yourself another fucken funeral director!"

frequent, noticable erections. ...with cadaver ...

[Sting]

I wish I had his problem.

But you do! Don't you remember?? Any time you talk to me or Maxie!!

Yes I do. But don't forget Quercus.

[tiger~lilly]

I wish I had his problem.

But you do! Don't you remember?? Any time you talk to me or Maxie!!

Yes I do. But don't forget Quercus.

Oh yeah! But you also see her too! you haven't seen us yet!

[Sting]

Oh yeah! But you also see her too! you haven't seen us yet!

How do you know. Maybe I've been spying on you two.

[tiger~lilly]

Oh yeah! But you also see her too! you haven't seen us yet!

How do you know. Maybe I've been spying on you two.

That's why it seems like someone is watching me all the time!! HMMM, how do you do it?

[Sting]

I'm an angle.

[Maxie]

I'm an angle.

Yea ringht ...that is a hard ...position

[Sting]

Maxie said hard.

[Blondie]

I got fired from my job for having frequent, noticable erections.

So I said to the boss, "Fine! Get yourself another fucken funeral director!"

sick but