Emotions Party

[Dixie]

I lately hosted an emotions party. The theme therefor being that the guests had to dress up as an emotion.

The first who entered was wearing red and was dressed as anger. The second was wearing green and was dressed as envy. The third was a lady wearing a purple bikini and the party was never the same since.

The party came to a turn when to my horror, I opened the door to see two naked men. One had his penis lodged in a pear, the second had his penis in a bowl of custard. I told them they had the wrong party and that they were meant to be dressed up as an emotion such as anger or envy.

They answered me by saying, "oh yes sir, we are at the correct party, Im fucking dipair and my friend is fucking discusted"