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Should be in the Dictionary

Postby mid_nite_poet » 15 Jul 08, 5:10 pm

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.



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Re: Should be in the Dictionary

Postby cerina » 15 Jul 08, 5:12 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Great ones there, MNP, but I especially like "DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out." :lmao:
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Re: Should be in the Dictionary

Postby mugley » 15 Jul 08, 5:33 pm

YAWN was good too!!
My moral code is what I think everyone should go by because I don’t feel that I have done anything wrong.

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Re: Should be in the Dictionary

Postby Silkee » 15 Jul 08, 5:36 pm

Awww look at the raisin, how cute, poor thing LOL
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Re: Should be in the Dictionary

Postby Maxie » 16 Jul 08, 7:52 am

:lmao: good ones :lmao:
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Definitions

Postby mid_nite_poet » 04 Nov 08, 5:19 pm

Definitions

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary!! :lmao:

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems
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Re: Definitions

Postby cerina » 04 Nov 08, 5:35 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Those are terrific.
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Re: Definitions

Postby mottie » 04 Nov 08, 7:53 pm

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

My favorites! :lol:
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Re: Definitions

Postby mugley » 04 Nov 08, 10:45 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Definitions

Postby mugley » 03 Jun 10, 2:05 pm

Q: What is the definition of “making love”?

A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her
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Re: Definitions

Postby cerina » 03 Jun 10, 4:17 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Definitions

Postby Dennisq » 03 Jun 10, 6:26 pm

:lol: :lmao:
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Definitions

Postby Country Boy » 25 Aug 11, 6:25 am

Definitions
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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Re: Definitions

Postby Kowalski » 25 Aug 11, 12:57 pm

:lol: very true
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Re: Definitions

Postby cerina » 25 Aug 11, 6:41 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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expressions....the meaning of

Postby johno » 17 Jan 12, 4:06 pm

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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