Farmers daughter tries to help

[Dixie]

A farmer goes to his neighbors house and knocks on the door. The farmers daughter comes and says, "My Pa said you were coming but he isn't here so I can help ya." "Ok" says the farmer. "Now we got this one bull he is big and buff he costs $125" "No that isn't what I'm looking for" says the farmer. "Well we got this other bull who is not as big and he is only $75." "No thats not what I'm looking for," says the farmer. Well we got this other bull who is small and skinny but he is only $25." "No that's not what I looking for." says the farmer. "Then what do you want?" asked the girl. "Your Uncle Jim got my daughter pregnant." says the farmer "Well your going to have to talk to my dad because I don't Know how much he charges for Uncle Jim.