fat head

by **paulchef** » 22 Jun 07, 2:17 am

A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate." The wife says "I'll have a vanilla."

Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head and says, "What do you want, fat head?"

The lady helping them says, "Why did you hit him in the back of the head and call him fat head?"

The husband says, "There are three things in life a man wants: The first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nice big truck sitting out there??? That's my nice truck!!!

The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You seen that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's my big house!!!

The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pussy, and I had that until fat head came along!!!

by **lilacdawn** » 22 Jun 07, 4:08 am

by **mid_nite_poet** » 22 Jun 07, 4:22 am

by **heidy** » 09 Apr 10, 12:13 am

Amazing and funny joke really...
I like it. :rotflmao:

by **mugley** » 09 Apr 10, 9:46 am

by **mr wiseguy** » 09 Apr 10, 10:11 am

lol i havnt seen paul around for a couple of yrs

by **mid_nite_poet** » 09 Apr 10, 1:06 pm

It's been over a year since he has been here

by **mintlnx** » 02 Jan 11, 6:50 am

by **jennifer-56729** » 07 Feb 11, 11:01 am

by **Ice Queen** » 07 Feb 11, 2:05 pm

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