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Fish market

Postby the_bitch » 31 Mar 05, 9:51 pm

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.

He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!

This doesnt have to be your own jokes does it? I just read this and thought it was funny.
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Re: Fish market

Postby Khaizerex » 31 Mar 05, 10:32 pm

the_bitch wrote:This doesnt have to be your own jokes does it? I just read this and thought it was funny.


No, it doesn't have to be your own joke.

Jokes from other places can be good too.

But try not to post too many repeats here. For example, I believe this one's been done before.
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Postby the_bitch » 31 Mar 05, 10:40 pm

oh ok maybe i should go and read the others be4 i post anymore, thanx
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Postby Khaizerex » 31 Mar 05, 10:41 pm

No problem. Keep on posting. They're always good.
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Postby Drew » 31 Mar 05, 10:42 pm

always fun to stir the women up with this one - ;)
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Postby argylesox » 01 Apr 05, 8:22 am

Drew wrote:always fun to stir the women up with this one - ;)


Always fun to stir the women up..........period!
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Postby telboy » 05 Apr 05, 6:18 am

Hey, I haven't read it ... take me a lifetime to go back and read them all. :D

What I do is use the search to see if a few key phrases of your "new" joke already exist on the site . e.g.
SEARCH FOR "walked AND passed AND fish AND market"

Bit tricky coz you have to use the AND operator (me thinks)
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Postby Drew » 05 Apr 05, 2:23 pm

Wow telboy - We were worried - I see you escaped from those naked supermodels that roam NZ
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Postby the_bitch » 05 Apr 05, 3:30 pm

telboy wrote:Hey, I haven't read it ... take me a lifetime to go back and read them all. :D

What I do is use the search to see if a few key phrases of your "new" joke already exist on the site . e.g.
SEARCH FOR "walked AND passed AND fish AND market"

Bit tricky coz you have to use the AND operator (me thinks)


:idea: hey thats a good idea lol, i was gonna go back and read all of em but i seen how much there were so i just wasnt gonna post anymore jokes but ill try it ur way, thanx
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Postby Drew » 05 Apr 05, 4:21 pm

Yeah I searched "fish AND blind"

and limited my search to the 'jokes' forum and got you and space ghost

worked better than I thought :D
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Postby telboy » 06 Apr 05, 3:21 am

For a bitch, you are pretty cool. :cool: Look forward to more from u !!

Drew, you are a persistent one (reaching for the rat-bait)
Wow telboy - We were worried - I see you escaped from those naked supermodels that roam NZ

The NZ you portray sounds like a famtastic place ... and I would love to live there but I am stuck in this alter-reality where the roaming supermodels are fully dressed - :(
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Postby Wytch » 06 Apr 05, 5:15 am

Well dah! You live in the Sth Island.

(like my use of the "well dah"? it's so 1998)
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Postby telboy » 06 Apr 05, 5:35 am

1998, You uni lingo lingers me thinks !!!

Well, I can see the supermodels in the North Island are not naked either ... from your avatar I can see you are wearing a scarf.
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Postby the_bitch » 06 Apr 05, 12:36 pm

telboy wrote:For a bitch, you are pretty cool. :cool: Look forward to more from u !!


Well thanx :mrgreen: I try heehee
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