flat tyre

[johno]

A Maori was driving along the road when he suddenly noticed that one of
his rear tyres had gone flat. With a sigh and a curse he pulled over, got out
the car jack and wheel brace and started undoing the nuts on the wheel.

Just after he started, a Subaru going along at high speed stopped in front
of his car, brakes squealing. Out hops a big Samoan carrying a softball bat.

The Samoan proceeds to smash the side window of the Maori's car.

The Maori jumps up and starts yelling "what the fxxk are you doing bro !"

The Samoan says "cool it man, if you are taking the wheels don't complain
about me taking the CD Player! "

[mugley]

[cerina]