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freddie

Postby johno » 10 Feb 10, 6:30 am

Freddie wanted to have sex with Sophia in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...



One day, Freddie got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me make love you. But the girl said 'NO'.



Freddie said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up.'



She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for £200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down.'



So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.




Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.



She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'




Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
in its entirety before agreeing to it and running into the risk
of getting screwed!
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Re: freddie

Postby mugley » 10 Feb 10, 8:18 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: freddie

Postby cerina » 12 Feb 10, 1:41 pm

:lol: :lol:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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