A French guest in Edmonton

[Dixie]

A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"

[thetap]

Arrrrrggghhh!

That's almost as bad as:


A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm. The bartender asks, "Would you like a drink?"

The man responds, "I'll have one for me and one for the road."

[Maxie]

yea french has that accent that make people smile

[argylesox]

accent???? i thought it was the tongue that made people smile

[argylesox]

maxie - i could use a smile right about now