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from Texas

Postby mugley » 12 Feb 10, 6:00 pm

A Texan walked into a whorehouse in Anchorage and asked, "Do you have a girl here from Texas named Arlene?"

"Sure do," said the madam. "Go on up to Room 6."

The Texan went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered it, he asked "Are you Arlene from Texas?"

"I sure am," she replied.

"Well, I got two hundred dollars," he proudly said.

The hooker grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him into the room. After they had thrashed around on the mattress for a half an hour, the Texan got up to leave.

"Will you be here tomorrow?" he asked.

"Sure," Arlene said, "I'll be here."

The next night, the Texan came back and went up to Room 6. Another two hundred dollars, another hour of horizontal aerobics. When they were done, the Texan was sitting on the side of the bed and he asked, "Will you be here tomorrow night?"

"Honey," she said, "I'll be here every night for you."

The next night, the Texan came back again. Same thing: two hundred dollars, the best sex of his life. When they were done, they were both sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Say," Arlene said, "what part of Texas you from?"

"I'm from Dallas," the Texan says, with a big grin.

"Well, I got a sister in Dallas!" the hooker cries.

"I know it," the Texan says, "and she gave me six hundred dollars to give to you!"
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Re: from Texas

Postby Lonestar » 13 Feb 10, 12:24 am

He delivered it, right? :lmao:
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Re: from Texas

Postby mid_nite_poet » 13 Feb 10, 6:16 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: from Texas

Postby mugley » 13 Feb 10, 9:33 am

Lonestar wrote:He delivered it, right? :lmao:

repeatedly :lmao:
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Re: from Texas

Postby cerina » 13 Feb 10, 2:47 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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