Fugifoo, Fugifoo!!!",

[Dixie]

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fugifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a beautiful 340 yard shot and just 50 yards from the pin. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fugifoo".

The Japanese clients looked confused and said "What are you talking about, that's the right hole."

[#%*#]

and easy mistake

[Quercus]

That hooker should have started slapping him, maybe that would have helped him figure it out. Well....that's what I would have done anyway....