Oh my God

by **Dixie** » 22 Mar 05, 4:25 pm

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated. "NO! Get away from me!"; "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered; She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!"

"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed. She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money.... "Well, OK...but only for a minute." She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them; Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God?'"

While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?

by **argylesox** » 22 Mar 05, 4:27 pm

wonder if that would work :scratch:

by **telboy** » 22 Mar 05, 10:25 pm

Nice one - just shows you, every woman is a prostitute - it is just the price that differs (gulp and retract and backpedal)

by **Don't Blink** » 23 Mar 05, 2:09 pm

telboy wrote:Nice one - just shows you, every woman is a prostitute - it is just the price that differs (gulp and retract and backpedal)

if we ever want t get laid again, you can't say things like that

by **telboy** » 23 Mar 05, 3:04 pm

Is that what I did wrong!!

You are right though - allowed to THINK it not SAY it :violenthm:

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by **argylesox** » 23 Mar 05, 4:14 pm

you were correct though.... not only price, but form of payment.... once married, the payment takes many non-monetary forms.... but ultimately, we end up paying for sex one way or another.

by **Don't Blink** » 23 Mar 05, 4:50 pm

I've never been married but I can see the value of marriage - I also see the problems. I used to miss the fact that I have no children. Thankfully I have lots and lots of nieces and nephews (11)

by **argylesox** » 23 Mar 05, 5:08 pm

that's the nice thing about other people's kids... you can enjoy them for awhile and then let them go back to their own home...

by **Just Wrong** » 23 Mar 05, 9:05 pm

I knew there was a reason I was wishing it'd warm up

Oh my God

Oh my God

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