good advise

[johno]

A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor.


Doctor: What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me up."


Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.Just gargle and gargle."


Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again.


Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and nothing happened."

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

[mid_nite_poet]

Good sound advice

[cerina]

Brilliant.

[Jack Flash]

[Moose]

hehehehe That's funny!!

[mugley]

Kim goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.Doctor: “What happened?” Kim says ”Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time Chris gets drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor says ”I have a real good medicine for that. When Chris gets drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep.” Two weeks later Kim comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Kim says ”Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time Chris gets drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn’t touch me!” Doctor says ”You see how much keeping your fuck’n mouth shut helps?”

[cerina]

[mid_nite_poet]

[johno]

[bulla]

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me up."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.

Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his drunken stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[jokzzm]

OMG i didnt see the end of the joke coming, briiliant

[johno]

A woman goes to the doctor with severe bruises and lacerations....

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later, the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"