It's Good To Be a Woman part 2

[Dixie]

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.


Taxis stop for us.


We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.


No fashion faux pas (mistake) we make could ever rivals The Speedo.


We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.


If we forget to shave, no one has to know.


We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.


We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.


We have the ability to dress ourselves.


We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.


We'll never regret piercing our ears.


We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.


We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

[telboy]

Hey, whats wrong with Speedos

We never criticize g-strings

[Mikkel]

I'll never criticize a g-string and I'll never wear a speedo nor drink with a bunch of guys wearing speedos

[argylesox]

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

You make it sound like these are bad things