Gotta Love Us Elderly Folks

[Maxie]

Two police officers driving down a dark street noticed an older lady staggering along the sidewalk. Seeing she had far too much to drink, they decided to take her home, rather than to the station.

She got in the back seat with one of the officers, and they asked that she tell them when they get to her house.

After slowly driving for a while she puts her hand on the arm of the officer in the back, and says "you're passionate." He pulls his arm away.

The driver goes around the block and again she puts her hand on the officer's arm and says "You're Passionate." This goes on several times, until they pull over to the curb.

" Ma'am, are going to tell us where you live?"

"I've alweady toll you sevril times whur I live, but as soon as ah says 'you're passin it', you keep goin."

[tiger~lilly]

Dumb cops!