Granny's A Contortionist!

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Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Don't Blink » 13 Feb 10, 11:24 pm

Granny's A Contortionist!
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual
activities.

The first old women told the second old woman that sometimes she gets
her husband in the mood at night by getting totally naked lying in bed
and putting her two legs behind her head yoga style.

The second old woman thought that was a great idea so that night, when
her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally
naked and began the process of putting her two legs behind her head.

The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit
arthritic, but she finally got it in place.

She had an even tougher time with the second leg so she rocked herself
backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had
rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards
and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air.

It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.

"Gladys!" he exclaimed, "For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your
teeth in, you look like an asshole!
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby mugley » 13 Feb 10, 11:26 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


beleieve I 'd have said dealers choice huh :twisted:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Don't Blink » 13 Feb 10, 11:50 pm

:lol: depends on the choice
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby mugley » 13 Feb 10, 11:52 pm

well hell, from that position there ain't but two :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Don't Blink » 13 Feb 10, 11:58 pm

Yeah but granny ?

Depends :? ... um maybe that wasn't the best choice of words :lmao:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby mugley » 14 Feb 10, 12:03 am

well ya got figure he's about her age too sooo,,,,,,,,,,,,

that is why our sight gets worse as we age, so the opposite sex still looks good to us at any age :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Don't Blink » 14 Feb 10, 12:07 am

true and I do know a 38 / 40 yr old or somwhere in there grandmother
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby mugley » 14 Feb 10, 12:11 am

girl I had a crush on in high school is a granny now and has been for some years, and brother she is still hot!!!!!! I'd hit that on the corner of 5th and main at 5pm and give her a 1/2 hour to draw a crowd
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Don't Blink » 14 Feb 10, 12:32 am

time does fly
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby mid_nite_poet » 14 Feb 10, 10:10 am

What a pair :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Jack Flash » 14 Feb 10, 10:25 am

Looks like that pair was hanging loose


ta tum bum :dontknow:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby johno » 14 Feb 10, 1:05 pm

lol, you lot slay me.... :run: :lol: :laughingup: :lmao:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby cerina » 14 Feb 10, 3:57 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Dennisq » 22 Feb 10, 1:03 pm

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All I gotta do now is get that image out of my head! :eek: :D
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby cerina » 22 Feb 10, 1:39 pm

:laughingup: :lmao:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Don't Blink » 22 Feb 10, 5:51 pm

Dennisq wrote:Image

All I gotta do now is get that image out of my head! :eek: :D



Nope it's stuck there for good
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Dennisq » 22 Feb 10, 6:48 pm

Don't Blink wrote:
Dennisq wrote:Image

All I gotta do now is get that image out of my head! :eek: :D



Nope it's stuck there for good


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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby mid_nite_poet » 22 Feb 10, 6:57 pm

That will do it Dennis :lmao:
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Re: Granny's A Contortionist!

Postby Dennisq » 22 Feb 10, 8:03 pm

mid_nite_poet wrote:That will do it Dennis :lmao:

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