Happy ever after

[mid_nite_poet]

WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.


THE END

[cerina]

I knew there was a good reason for staying single

[Dixie]

I hope you are wrong  but it sure is hard trying to find the right man

[JuJuBe]

hehehhhh....  

Loved it!  



I *do* also like the joke- about:

Question : What would the world be like- if there were: NO MEN?


Answer: Women would be -FAT, -HAPPY & -there would be... -NO WARS!

[LaineyT]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No."
And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing a lot.

THE END

Lainey xx


p.s
Do you know what the word GOLF stands for

Gentlemen
Only
Ladies
Forbidden...........

[telboy]

A girl has to have some secrets

This is one hellova secret   ... I say confess now and avoid the pain later  

[lisa.loves.99]

or buy a vibrator

[LaineyT]

or buy a vibrator

He classes that as competition and he knows he aint going to win that race lol...



Lainey xx

[telboy]

OK   .. I am not going there  

[LaineyT]

OK   .. I am not going there  

Your learning  


lainey xx

[cerina]

Sorry girls, but I found it funny  

[mid_nite_poet]

your forgiven cerina. We could always change it around a bit..

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl.."Will you marry me?" She said "No" And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, had manicures, pedicures, facials and then drank martini's all evening with who ever she wanted. and slept in until noon everday

[Dirtzinert]

[Abby-Lou]

And the girl lived happily ever after, going shopping, travelling, doing as she pleases with no one to tell her what she can and cannot do. No one to cook and clean for, no one to have to share the bathroom with or for that matter of fact no one to share the tv with, etc.etc.etc.

[breeze]

That's right Abby Lou, now I found the official version.

[Jack Flash]

And the problem is:

Men marry women hoping that they will never change - but they do.

Women marry men hoping they can change them - but they don't.

[Starstruck]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and
scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

[Napper]

Ahh, if only life was like a fairytale..............

[mr wiseguy]

great

[mugley]

[mid_nite_poet]

[cerina]

[runtherisc]

I do like a story with a happy ending

[johno]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and humped skinny long-legged big titted girls and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and never heard bitching and never paid child support or divorce settlement and kept his house and guns and ate egg and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on and all his friends and family thought he was a cool bugger and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and pished outside when he wanted.

The End.