Holiday in New Zealand

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Holiday in New Zealand

Postby Dixie » 25 Apr 05, 10:20 am

A man's on a driving holiday in New Zealand when he sees a man standing by the road gripping a sheep.

'G'day' says the tourist. 'Are you shearing?'

'No, piss off and find your own.'
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Postby Dixie » 25 Apr 05, 10:21 am

To my NZ friends - sorry I hear an ass load of Southern Jokes too
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Postby telboy » 26 Apr 05, 6:13 am

and you are making the comparison .....

hmmmm OK, I'll get over it ... in time...
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Postby Dixie » 26 Apr 05, 11:32 am

Get over the comparison ,,,or the joke?
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Postby Don't Blink » 26 Apr 05, 3:19 pm

Yes Dixie he talking trash about Dixieland :roll: :run:
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Postby THE_SiXth » 26 Apr 05, 5:27 pm

:lol: thats too funny and yes there is a heap od bad aussie jokes tooo
*looks at telboy*.............shakes head :razz:
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Postby Wytch » 26 Apr 05, 5:33 pm

As old as that joke is.. it still makes me laugh lol.
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Postby Dixie » 27 Apr 05, 10:44 am

I laugh at some of the "southern jokes" but :shhh: don't tell anybody
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Postby telboy » 28 Apr 05, 6:11 am

NZ and Australia have zillions of derogatory jokes about each other ...

But just be thankful none of us are Irish :D
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Postby Dixie » 28 Apr 05, 8:14 am

telboy wrote:NZ and Australia have zillions of derogatory jokes about each other ...


I've seen a lot of them; unfortunately I don't get most of them so I don't post them.



.... But if you'll interpret :)
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Postby THE_SiXth » 28 Apr 05, 7:09 pm

i love hearing the jokes people come up with.....alot of them are funny because they dont make sense :lol:
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Postby THE_SiXth » 28 Apr 05, 7:10 pm

ok i meant australian jokes :eek: my mind is just not working today
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Postby telboy » 29 Apr 05, 4:53 am

But if you'll interpret

No thanks ... I only do Irish :D
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