hot n cold sex

[420onthedot]

As my wife and I are approaching our 63rd and 65th birthdays, respectively, we scheduled our annual medical examination the same day, so we could travel together.


After my examination, the doctor said, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
 

"In fact, I do," I said. "After I am intimate with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
 

"This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get back to you."
 

After examining my wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medial concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
 

She replied that she had no questions, nor concerns. The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after being intimate the first time with you and cold and chilly after the second time, do you know why?"
 

"Oh, that old fart!" she replied. "That's because, the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December."

[johno]

an old couple went for medicals together

Any questions, the doctor asked? 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."

When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'

"Oh, that crazy old coot'' she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August."

[mugley]

[Laney]

Man I hope I am never like that!!!

[cerina]