How to be annoying

[telboy]

- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

- Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

- Name your dog "Dog."

- Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real
hoot"

- Practice making fax and modem noises.

- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to
others that you "like it that way."

- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

- Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

- At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

- Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being
first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people
pronounce each "a."

- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

- Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

[Khaizerex]

You've got to love these. That forgetting the punchline thing seems a bit cruel. Though you should probably never use it more than once, because if you overdo it, nobody will hear you tell your joke again.

[Dixie]

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."


that sounds like fun

[messylaura]

when people are talking to me and i don't want to listen i point behind them and say look at that and act shocked or supprised, then when they turn around i run away very fast,so they turn back and i'm either completely gone or they see me running away.

most of my work mates know that now but it still gets the cab drivers, we all know they can be booooooooooring.

[telboy]

Arn't you the charmer

You might be missing vital information by not listening to taxi drivers - I mean you can't talk and listen all day without learning something - surely!

[telboy]

If I have one more session at the gym as bad as tonight all my check
memo fields WILL read "for sensual massage." I'm knackered - and yet ... here I am (duh)

[messylaura]

If I have one more session at the gym as bad as tonight all my check
memo fields WILL read "for sensual massage." I'm knackered - and yet ... here I am (duh)

whats up? you gone off the sheep

[messylaura]

Arn't you the charmer

You might be missing vital information by not listening to taxi drivers - I mean you can't talk and listen all day without learning something - surely!

ok i learnt today that the new pope wont be called popesy cola.....get the picture now.

[telboy]

Yep, them taxi drivers are a national treasure ... they probably wrote Encyclopedia Britanica.

I'll bet they knew the new pope was Germain before the cardnals did.