by 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
5. Put M&M's on layaway.
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and telll others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
8. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-men.
11. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
12. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, No! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
15. Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn all of them off and turn the volumes to "15".
I've never tried any of these, but after seeing them, it makes me want to run over to Wal-mart now and do it!!
maybe you and Maxie and Sting could hit the local WalMart on a Saturday afternoon and drive them all nuts.
It's a good way to loosen a person up. 
We could have a big party at Wal-mart!! 
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