How to pick up woman

by **telboy** » 18 Apr 05, 4:27 am

Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

by **Dixie** » 18 Apr 05, 10:37 am

If that gets anyone I'll be shocked

by **Khaizerex** » 18 Apr 05, 10:39 am

Unless the woman's a prostitute.

But yes, Dixie, I agree with you there.

by **Sting** » 18 Apr 05, 10:51 am

telboy wrote:Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

Wishfull thinking telboy.

by **Khaizerex** » 18 Apr 05, 10:56 am

A bit to optimistic, he is.

by **Dixie** » 18 Apr 05, 11:04 am

I keep reading posts about models running naked in NZ so maybe it's possible - but just for telboy

by **Khaizerex** » 18 Apr 05, 11:05 am

That's true. I think if I were to try it here, I'd get a few slaps in the face before anything else.

by **Blondie** » 18 Apr 05, 11:45 am

Telboy is happily married - but they sure do like to play with him (tease him, before someone misinterprets)

by **Khaizerex** » 18 Apr 05, 11:52 am

You mean, after someone misinterprets.

by **Blondie** » 18 Apr 05, 11:58 am

yeah that too

by **Khaizerex** » 18 Apr 05, 12:00 pm

I definitely misinterpreted, then read your P.S. :oops:

by **telboy** » 19 Apr 05, 5:08 am

I havn't tried that line .. in fact I don't think I have picked up a woman in my entire life (gulp - tell the world why don't you).

It might work on our girls if you had an accent - like French, Canadian or ... American.
If anyone uses it and it works - we want to know every detail second by second!!
Dixie said

models running naked in NZ

Oh please!!!

by **Sting** » 19 Apr 05, 10:50 am

Khaizerex wrote:That's true. I think if I were to try it here, I'd get a few slaps in the face before anything else.

I would get two slaps in the face one from the girl I was trying to pick up and one from Quercus for trying to pick up a girl. :oops:

by **messylaura** » 19 Apr 05, 1:27 pm

How to pick up woman

isnt that why they have two holes so close together, so you can pick them up like a six pack?

yep i know , sorry ladies, i'll be in the cyber food fight room for my punishment for that one :eek:

by **Khaizerex** » 19 Apr 05, 2:24 pm

For those who are trying to locate that room, here it is.

Cyber Food Fight

by **telboy** » 20 Apr 05, 3:35 am

err, thanks

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