How to Shower like a Man

[Dixie]

Short Version:
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife
along the way, flash her.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to
see if you have pecs.(no)
4. Turn on the water.
5. Check for pecs again.(no)
6. Get in the shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth.(you don't use one)
8. Wash your face.
9. Wash your armpits.
10. Wash your penis and surrounding area.
11. Wash your ass.
12. Shampoo your hair.(do not use conditioner)
13. Make a shampoo mohawk.
14. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.
15. Pee down the drain
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.
18. Lay on bed naked and wet hoping the flash aroused the girlfriend/wife.
19. Yell out to your girlfriend/wife to let her know you're on the bed naked.
20. Fall asleep

Long Version:
Replace #10 with: Masturbate using soap
Forget #19 altogether

[tiger~lilly]

aint that the truth!

[telboy]

I'm not sure I like your attitude

[Blondie]

Yup pretty much on the head of you change pecs for biceps

and add shaves in front of the sink still dripping wet from the shower

then sits on the pot and stinks it up for the next person

[Don't Blink]

Don't take that Crap!


Set him straight!!


Buy him a ugly bath mat!!!

[telboy]

add shaves in front of the sink still dripping wet from the shower

Buy him a twin blade and a mirror and tell him to shave IN THE SHOWER (otherwise trade him for someone Chinese or under 18 who doesn't need to shave ... or sit on the pot)