Island Natives!!

[Riding the Train]

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde explore Native Island. They get attacked by Natives. The Natives say, "We need your skin to make our boats, so either we kill you, or you can kill yourselves with honour." The girls of course chose to kill themselves with honour, so the Natives show them a plate of weapons.

The brunette takes a knife, "I just want every one of you to know that I love my boyfriend very much." And she falls dead.

The redhead takes a dagger, "I just want every one one of you to know that I was about to graduate." And she falls dead.

The blonde goes to the dinner table and takes a fork. She stabs herself all over, "I just want everyone to know that your boat is going to leak!"